quote of the week

Courtesy of "The Hangover"

"Rainman took over the casino and he's a reTARD."

-OR-

Stu Price: You do know counting cards is illegal, right?
Alan Garner: Counting cards isn't illegal. It's frowned upon... like masturbating on an airplane.
Phil Wenneck: I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.
Alan Garner: Maybe since 9/11 when everyone got so damn sensitive. Thanks a lot Bin Laden!

Funniest. movie. ever.

Or maybe in the past few years ;) Enjoy!